Archive for August, 2006

Temescal Cafe’s website

Photo of Temescal Cafe from www.temescalplace.com

I’ve known about this cafe for years, but I never went. Dunno why. I just never happened to be on that side of the street. Finally went last night.

Negatives: the place could use some sweeping and tidying up, they close at 9 PM.

Positives: genuinely friendly cashier, the turkey sandwich with side salad was delicious, there were many other options on the menu, they have free wifi, and a no-cover open mike stand-up comedy show on Wednesday nights. Who knew?

I checked their website to see if they had more information on their shows and look what I found.

Temescal Cafe, Oakland

A simple, single-page, just-the-facts-ma’am website with a sense of humor to make me return for another visit. Another visit to the cafe, I mean. One visit to their website is all you need. In this day and age, isn’t that something!

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No such thing as a free Frappuccino

My go-to geek extraordinaire Ford sent me an email with an attached JPEG of a Starbucks coupon offering a free iced beverage between the hours of noon and 9 PM.

Invalid coupon for free Starbucks

DID SOMEBODY SAY FREE STARBUCKS?

I’m so there!

Ford did warn in the email: “Most Starbucks accept this coupon, some don’t, so your mileage may vary.”

While I’m counting down the hours till 12 noon, I forward the email to a couple of other friends. Kriss is savvy enough to look a gift horse in the mouth and comes up with this research:

Starbucks stops free iced coffee in Southeast: Financial News – Yahoo! Finance

Apparently, the free iced beverage offer had “been redistributed beyond the original intent and modified beyond Starbucks’ control” so they yanked it.

As I wallow in self-pity for not having something I didn’t have in the first place, I take a moment to wonder at how many email forwards it took to get from a Starbucks employee in the Southeast to me in Northern California.

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Feeling warm and fuzzy about Target

I took the BART train today to get lunch in the city and to my pleasant surprise, when I disembarked at the Montgomery station, the stairs were wallpapered with the recognizable Target logo.

Target logo on BART steps

The bright red and white bullseye that is the Target logo is so graphic and yet understated that I don’t mind seeing it pop up repeatedly at the BART station. Imagine how much more annoying these stairs would look if it was wallpapered with say, the Pepsi logo. Wouldn’t it make you feel bombarded?

Instead, a pattern of Target logos cheers up the sterile grime of the Montgomery BART station. (If you know this station, you know the grimy sterility I’m talking about. George Lucas filmed THX-1138 here to achieve a ‘futuristic mental institution’ effect before this BART station opened to the public and became filthy.)

Target logo wallpapered to steps on BART

When I left the platform and climbed to the top of the stairs, I saw there was more. The whole BART station had been redone with the Target “theme.” Pillars were wrapped with the repeated logo and posters adorned the walls.

Montgomery BART station in San Francisco with Target advertising

Each poster had a San Francisco theme in it somehow (the presence of city landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge, cable cars, or Victorian houses) plus the usual bright red color dominating the image.

Target logo on pillar at Montgomery BART station

Target’s advertising campaigns — including their vibrant TV commercials and stylized print ads — give me what I call the “warm fuzzies.” It’s this type of campaign that pushes the brand on me and gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

I like Target. I like their logo. I like the red. I like Target.


Target poster on wall of BART station in San Francisco

Honestly, I only go to Target about every other month and only because I intend to buy either inexpensive gifts or toilet paper.

Target poster in front of ticket machines at a San Francisco BART station

But I feel oh-so-fashionable purchasing toilet paper. And I have such a warm, fuzzy feeling…

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Not just Visa. Citibank Visa.

Do you remember that TV ad campaign by Citibank from the 1980’s? It would show a talking head against a black background talking about how wonderful their life turned out when they called Citibank Visa and got their credit limit increased or some other pleasant customer support experience? And it ended with the wonderful tag line, “Not just Visa. Citibank Visa.”

(The campaign was by Lowe & Partners/SMS.)

The ads were so successful, some fastfood chain (I forget who) mimicked the look and feel of the Citibank Visa commercials with great comic effect to sell chicken sandwiches or something.

When I was old enough to get solicited for a Citibank Visa, I applied and got one. I’ve been with them for more than a decade. And I still hear that gravelly voice in my head every time I pull this card out of my wallet. “Not just Visa. Citibank Visa.”

A few years ago, however, I saw a print ad in the newspaper for the Citi Dividend Card. With it I could earn 1% cash back for all purchases and 5% for purchases made at supermarkets, drugstores, and gas stations.

citi dividend platinum cardI wanted this. I called Citi and switched my regular platinum card to a platinum Dividend Card. Though I thought it strange that I learned about this product from an ad. As a longtime Citi customer, why didn’t they let me know about this with an insert in my credit card statement or a direct mailing?

Since I got the Citi Dividend Visa, I’ve used my Discover Card LESS frequently because Discover only gives 1% back after you reach a certain level.

Anyway, I got my latest Visa statement the other day and I had a late fee and finance charge. I called the 800 number and an exuberant, friendly young man on the other end removed these fees for me. (Yes, they do this for people who have a track record of paying on time.) Naturally, I was grateful.

Then the nice Citi customer service guy proceeded to tell me about a different Citi card that awards points for purchases ($1 = 1 point) and travel (3 miles = 1 point). He said I could apply for this no-annual-fee credit card after listening to him read four paragraphs of the terms and conditions over the phone to me. He reads. It’s loooong.

I was able to follow some, but I had questions. And I wanted to have the terms and conditions in front of me before making a decision. I told him so. He couldn’t do it. To make a long story short, I decided NOT to apply for the credit card.

The once-nice guy turned to ice on me. “I’m sorry I had to read all of that to you,” he said. “Is there anything else I can do for you?” He hung up without a goodbye.

I felt sorry for him and, to his credit, he kept his cool. More than cool he turned icy. But it’s not his fault.

1. Why does Citi turn its customer service folks into salespersons? Those are two different roles, two different skill sets.

2. I don’t like people selling me stuff over the phone. I just don’t. And what’s worse is that I initiated this call because I was a customer who needed something from them. I listened for as long as I did because of my experience learning about their Dividend Card through a newspaper ad.

3. Even if this was a simple credit card application, is it fair to read terms and conditions — aka legalese — over the phone? That stuff is already hard to take in on paper. You expect me to grasp it all with audio only?

4. I expected this to be simple customer service phone transaction. I didn’t expect nor desire sales tactics to be applied to me. I’m very willing to try and/or buy new products, but I have to be in the right frame of mind. I won’t be in that frame of mind when my objective is to save myself $70 in late fees and finance charges. And I already achieved that objective and wanted to go back to work.

I still have warm feelings for “Not just Visa. Citibank Visa.” I still love my Citi Dividend Card. But Citi has gone down a couple of notches in my eyes.

[Updated 9/26/2006 1:52 PM PST:  I should've mentioned this before, but a few weeks ago I got a notice in snail mail from Citi saying that they're discontinuing the 5% cashback on the Dividend Card. They're changing it to 2% cashback and they added several services for which you can earn the dividend, e.g., paying your utilities bill.

This is not as useful to me, however. I liked getting 5% back each time I went to a gas station and used my Dividend Card. That's probably why they had to change their system.]

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Starbucks Frappuccino

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I love Starbucks. Don’t even get me started on how much I love Starbucks.

A few years ago I was one of those people who would’ve picketed Starbucks for opening on my street and endangering my neighborhood coffeeshop. But then I traveled to Seattle and made the obligatory visit to the first Starbucks shop and someone bought me my first ever Frappuccino.

Nectar of the gods.

After that day you could say that when it comes to Starbucks, I drank the Kool-Aid. Or in this case, I drank the Frappuccino.

Sometime before the turn of the century, the geniuses at Starbucks figured out a way to bottle the stuff. I was wandering in a 7-Eleven when I got my first look at the bottled Starbucks Mocha Frap. Back then, those babies were only a buck apiece. I returned to the 7-Eleven for two more days and then they ran out.

The next day I was riding the train and saw someone sipping Starbucks from a bottle. “Where did you get that?” I almost accosted the guy.

He told me about a convenience store near his home, but that the store was out. “It’s flying off the shelves of supermarkets,” he said.

That was years ago, when the product was first introduced. Now of course you can get these anywhere. It takes willpower to keep me from drinking more than one at a sitting. (And did you see they now have a larger-sized bottle? Drool.)

Last June I encountered my first Starbucks Strawberry Creme at the Oakland Airport. I overpaid $3 for it, but I had to have it. It was good, but I’m not a strawberry person. I still prefer the Mocha best.

So why would Starbucks, creators of this sweet elixir, approve a television commercial with these AWFUL lyrics?

[Updated August 27, 2006 at 12:13 AM - Here it is. The complete lyrics to Starbucks' "Time Flies By" commerical jingle. While available, you can see the commercial on YouTube, here.]

time flies by
i never get a minute
gotta treat myself
before i’m lost in it
ooh, time flies by
can’t let the day finish
before i get a sip of this wonderful stuff
oh, time flies by
sometimes you gotta frolic (?)
and wait to get a sip of this wonderful stuff

“A sip of this wonderful stuff”? That’s the best that they call the bottled Frappuccino? What’s wrong with dreamy concoction? Or indulgent effusion?

I know it’s just sugar, milk, and caffeine… but the way they put it together… the sum is more than its parts. The Starbucks Frappuccino in a bottle is more than just “wonderful stuff.”

[Updated 9/25/2006 1:22 AM PST - See comments for more about the original music and lyrics of this Starbucks jingle.]

 

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